Monday, September 4, 2017

Pergola's

Once upon a time, on the corner of Hollywood Blvd and Bronson there was a café called Pergola's.

In the mid-60s it was a quiet place during the daytime, had a male counter attendant which was a bit strange in Hollywood of those days-most places had ample motherly ladies named mable or madge who word big starched hankies with name tags made of cardboard and macaroni letters spelling out their names-all sprayed gold.

Pergola's came to life when the magical hour of 10pm came around sometimes later on weekends-then the booths and stools filled with the night people of the neighborhood...



Since no liquor was served any one of any age could squeeze in and did.

I was 14 or 15 so I used to go with my friend Roy-we would borrow my Mothers 55 Ford and drive out to Hollywood hoping that the car would stay operational both directions since I always claimed to be somewhere else-not Hollywood.

The lure of Tinsel town was like a Carnival-seedy, forbidden, a little dingy and tarnished always one lightbulb in the sign burned out.

At Pergola's the people normally in clubs and bars were available even to a minor: Hustlers, pimps, wheeler dealers, hookers, old time movie wonders....everyone...on display for the cost of a coke or a cup of coffee.

I loved it there-one night I bumped into the principal of my High School-he left quickly when recognized.

It's like the old song-"If he squeals on me I'll squeal on him"...all secrets were safe at Pergola's.

I was fascinated by a person whose name I think was MEL-she (for our purposes) had mauve hair in a day when mauve was hardly known as a colour-her friend was Bambii (short for Bambino) Roy had somehow struck up a conversation with them.

I don't know why I was fascinated but it was that carny thing-they both had that tough, made up veneer - a little scraped and dingy but fascinating.

We decided at midnight (I was supposed to be home by 10pm) to go "downtown" to L A and see what was "happening"...we ended up at a doughnut joint near Pershing Square that was surrounded by the has been hustlers (male prostitutes) of the neighborhood and one stand out guy who turned out to be John Rechy who would later write a famous book about his life and hustling called CITY OF NIGHT-he was an interesting dude and had lots to say-he told me I was way too young to be wandering around "down here" alone (he meant less the neighborhood than the atmosphere-it was a down low kinda place).



We tried to get into a bar called the crown jewel but they carded so we headed back to Pergola's-they were just in the process of cleaning up a fight between two drag queens involving rat tail combs sharpened into weapons.

Besides Pergolas there was ALDO's farther up the boulevard which could be an amazingly picturesque place after midnight...the drag queens all came in after the drag balls in their finery and there was always a fight over some random dude.



Pharaohs Tomb was on Highland and they didn't care if you had ID or not since they were a private club-upstairs with lots of fake Cleopatra décor, go go boys and dark corners where the action happened.

In those days Arthur J's on Highland was much more tame and respectable than it would become 5 or so years in the future.



Everything was accessed in a twilight haze-never a bright bulb and always a back way out-the cops were vicious in those days.

The story goes that during the Vietnam war there was such a shortage of males for police duty that they would offer service men 2 years off their tour of duty if they would serve on the L A P D for those 2 years-so fresh from eating raw meat in the jungles of Cambodia many of them hit Rampart Division in Los Angeles and Hollywood division-both areas known for drugs, gangs and gays-McArthur Park was a well known part of this jurisdiction-there was a well known bar on one side of the park called the Fallen Angel which I believe also plays a part in John Rechy's books.



But I was telling about Pergola's-it was a place for turtle neck sweaters with bell sleeves and tight pants you never carried a wallet just a couple bucks in a pocket too tight to be picked-hip huggers were the thing-I actually had a pair with a 3 inch fly-that's living dangerously.

I was talking to a guy who lived near Hollywood and Highland and he wanted me to walk home with him while he changed clothes and got a jacket-we were crossing a dark parking lot off Hollywood Blvd when he pushed me into a dark alley and told me to keep still and quiet-a couple cops had driven up with a drag queen in cuffs in their patrol car...they played around-cat and mouse style, all laughs and friendly with the guy-then they made him perform fellatio on both of them-then they shot him in the head and drove away.

We waited till we were sure they were gone and ran to a phone booth on Franklin near a market called in the murder but didn't mention cops then slipped away to Nicky's apartment where he changed his clothes, got a jacket and we headed back to Pergola's-by the time we had walked back Roy said we had to head home-and the only thing Nicky said was "Not a word."

Not the next day but the day after it was in the papers about a degenerate killed in a drug deal gone wrong and the body left in the parking lot with signs of sexual attack.

My Mother made sure I saw it and lectured me about that was why she didn't want me wandering around out THERE in the middle of the night-I wasn't sure which part was the part I needed to worry about since I was neither a drug users nor a drag queen-I guess I missed the point.

At Pergola's I met CRISWELL a TV psychic/parapsychologist who predicted the whole USA would go gay by 1999-he lived in a small apartment on Selma Ave.

He had become "famous" by appearing in some Ed Woods films and was frequently seen around Hollywood and anyone who would print his predictions-he was with his lady friend who was a grotesque creature with white pancake makeup, smeared mascara a red slash for a mouth and matted red hair that hung down the back to her waist-later I found out it was she who Bette Davis patterned her look upon for "Baby Jane"-she had been a silent film performer and she told many stories of sex, sin and scandal in the booth at Pergola's surrounded by so many more strange and unusual creatures.

There was also a lady of some age who dressed in a style right out of the late 20s who had been a theatre organist who told tales about Valentino and his love trysts played out in an empty theatre on Hollywood Boulevard with beautiful young actors to the strains of Scheherazade and other exotic tunes on the theatre's great Wurlitzer Organ-he paid her with the promise she would not look until the deed was done...

Like any passing fascination Pergola's became old hat to me and one weekend we stopped going to my Mother's joy and delight.

Years later when I lived at Franklin and Cahuenga I went looking once again for the magic of Pergola's but like so many parts of Old Hollywood it had vanished replaced by a florist shop-there were still nightly stiletto fights at Aldo's and the action had moved to Arthur J's but it wasn't the same.



Forbidden fruit is only produce when it's no longer a little dangerous and forbidden...

There would never be a time when the dim lights and spangles would shine so brightly for me and the fascinating people of the night would cluster so richly as the glory days of that little café on Hollywood and Bronson.



OH GOD-50 YEARS

in 1967 I left El Rancho High School in Pico Rivera and didn't look back much.



It's 2017 and the 50th reunion is upon us-I haven't gone to any others -why would I go to this one...

We had a special reunion of Drama, Music and arty people back in 2008 and I liked that-it was almost all people I enjoyed seeing despite the fact that most of them stayed as far away from me as they could-huddled as they were in their cliques.

Lela Daniels, the school beauty and her husband (she was Nellie Forbush in South Pacific and I played opposite her in the Man Who Came To Dinner where she was Lorraine Sheldon and I got to seal her in a mummy case) were especially nice to me and at the dinner I sat with people I knew well who did not ignore me.

That was enough.

I was not well liked in high school-I ran with the students who dressed all in black-art, music and theatre-I managed to get to the point where I was too powerful to be bullied (also too tall) and was a darling amongst all the teachers and faculty (except for PE-they hated me too).

I knew people, but I was not particularly friendly with them-it was not that I didn't like them, we moved in different circles and I had the onus of eccentricity - being different, so there was that as well.

Some people I never saw-I lived across the street from Dan Gayhart and his brothers-we would wave occasionally-I do not believe we spoke the entire 4 years of high school.

We had grown up literally playing and going to school together-he became a football star and I was the artistic one-we both had stature but in high school his trumped mine.

Down the street was Terry Nelson and around the corner Kay Anderson-both older than me-interestingly both were in the play Lella and I did-Terry was the lead and Kay was Harriet the crazy spinster-they were both at least cordial at the 2008 event.

Bill Cody lived at the end of the street catty corner from the Jurics (Jan-the school Drum Master and his sister Jackie) Bill was the AV guy...

From junior high I was friends with Melanie Bourland, Bob Wilson and his sister Donna I don't remember ever speaking to ANY of these people during High School except Bill-he and I worked on a film we did for the senior awards ceremony or Senior tea or whatever the hell it was-he was fine.

Joe Power and I were friends all 4 years of high school-we met in journalism-we saw each other on and off and most recently when I moved down here-like me he had little use for High School-even less than I did.

Sandy Isham, Linda Wells (now Melody Bnah), Linda Buress, Tim Peters, Delbery Hull, Stephen Burts, John Davis (from drama not the mayor's son although we were friends for a bit) mostly people who were older than myself a year or more ahead in school.

Lot's of drama people I knew from shows, but did I hang out with them-NO...

All the drama people and others went to the Veenhuyzen's after school-Arlene Craig and I often walked over there together-that lasted for a short while.

I think I said elsewhere that the cheer leaders used to court my favors so I would do charecatures of them on their megaphones-did I ever see them otherwise-not so much-only Barb Watson who is a genuinely good person and Richard Stubbs also a good fellow.

In Choraleers the schools elite madrigal/pop group we were together probably more than any other group since we sang all year (I was in for 2 years) but dod I  KNOW any of these people?

I remember Linda Warren and of course Ginny Chitwood-the schoold diva...Madyline Shapiro-mezzo-she had two sisters apparently the middle one had the real talent Caroline).

Dave Pennington ended up married to the girl I went to the formal dance with, Margo Mummah-he became a minister-were we friends? No...

I sat next to the late Glenn Wanke whose name we mispronounced all through High School-I actually thought it was pronounced WANKY not Vahnkuh-no one ever looked as good in white jeans as Glenn-he was a gymnast and loved music-his son is mayor of Yorba Linda-Glenn died of the Big C a year or so ago.

Al Armenta sat on the other side of me next to Steve Astel-Steve actually had the best voice at the time IMHO-I don't know what he did later or of he continued singing...

There are all sorts of people in between that I just don't remember-I don't remember ever having a conversation with Franz Miller-he was a tenor-I know his face but that's it.

I genuinely liked Walt Matkins-he and I shared a love for pointed toe, Cuban heel shoes but I can't say I actually KNEW him other than in that setting.

Dennis McKinney is one of two guys I constantly mix up one sings the other was an artist-I had a class with both-I also saw BOTH at Universal when I was a tour guide-I think one or both of them are dead---strange...

I hated Gary Priebe-he was a horrible bully-handsome guy we went to Junior High together and that's the last I saw him-also now dead.

Vic Larsen and I were pretty friendly in Junior High but come high School we occasionally said hi in the hallway but that is that.

Stephen Small still lives, I believe, in the house he grew up in -his mom Juanita was our Avon Lady and his sister was a showgirl in a couple of productions I did outside school, Susan-I don't remember speaking to him at any point in high school.



Cody Combs was Junior miss-she was a song leader (?) she was in a play that I was in that's why I sort knew her-also she was very different from most of the SOCSHes-I liked Cody-still do.

Mike Romero and Donna Padilla were both at the 2008 reunion-we saw each other a little after high school and then drifted.

Dwight Walrath and his sister-same thing...

Christine Bright, Blanche Benetez and others went back to Elementary school-I happened to find out that one very popular girl was in my first grade class with me-Mrs. eddy's class-I don't remember her...

Kurt Musselmen-blown up in Vietnam along with too many others-Phil La Kose-don't know what happened to him-we were pretty good friends despite our age difference.

Colleen Mullen-loved her-she was so much fun...

If I left your name out, don't feel bad, so many names have been erased from my data bank-I blame it on the mescaline I took at a Pink Floyd concert in the 60s-that used to get a laugh-I never took mescaline nor have I ever seen Pink Floyd in concert it was a funny, ironic thing to say.

SOOOO, all that said-why would I wnt to go to this 50th reunion and look at people I don't know-who didn't WANT to know me?

Cody said to me they were in awe of my talent-I think it was the leprosy of my assumed sexuality.

Someone said I should go just to hold me head up high-I never did NOT do that-I have nothing to be ashamed of-if I ever treated anyone badly I apologize it was the hormones not meanness...

My sister followed me into the snake pit a few years after-she was much more popular-she had friends, she hung with people and did things I did not-she was miserable...

High School is not something that should be memorialized every 10 years-what they should do is put all the teachers and administrators that can still move in one room and let us visit them:

Mrs, Eddy-first grade, Opal Curtis 3rd, Dorthea Caylor-5th, Allen Cochran (late) 6th and high school art, Phyllis Newsom and Fred Slater from Junior High, more from high school...I am so glad I am still in contact with Squire Fridell-he isn't much older than me-long may he wave.

The rest of you-I wish you ONLY well-good health, happiness and if you feel so compelled-you can look me up in Seal Beach just up the road from Bolsa and Huntington---you will never know which of you I may have loved or hated or envied-it doesn't matter now-it didn't matter then...

People come and go in our lives-I sang at Dave LaFortune and Barbara Mckeechens wedding-I always liked BOTH of you-I hope wherever you are you are happy...

Linda Leon? Eddie Figueroa? John Brusch? Ken Rich? David Schenk? Gary Hunderford? Steve Parker (Mary Meller), Kathy Parker ?

I realized I had left out the KUHN clan-Linda and I (I think) were in elementary school together-he brother Ed worked with my MOM? and or SISTER?-I don't remember where-my Mother and their mother were friends-I facebook with one or the other of them occasionally.

John Monastero...you opened a world for me in books-you will never know how much I felt for you...

My life started when I left Pico Rivera and I didn't leave anything behind that I regret or wish to regain...I designed the cover of the 1967 yearbook...does anyone remember that? Gary Larsen did the interior illustrations...I believe Collen was the editor



Cheers 2017

The You Tube Addiction

Every morning I read my email, check face book and then watch ADAM THE WOO...on You Tube.

Some days I also watch Justin Scarred and The Tim Tracker if they have new vids up.

There's a blonde Brit guy that reports the Disney news-I often watch him as well...and a few others.

At night when I am tucked in is when the urge for You Tube takes over and I start the random You Tube channel switching.



I find the most interesting stuff from complete Broadway shows to Opera to strange documentaries, episodes of British Talk Shows like Graham Norton...it's still free if you have wiFi and I watch on my 8 inch Kindle Fire (great picture).

Something very intimate and personal about being all comfy on the pillows and watching reel of 15 minutes of men's bulges shot by  random person, voyeuristic intentions indeed,

I have to admit I don't always watch the entirety of a presentation although I was addicted to car crashes for about a week and couldn't get enough of those and people going randomly berserk in odd places, also a guilty pleasure.

Sometimes I will just think to myself, "I would like to hear the final trio from Der Rosenkavalier and voila there are several versions to chose from.

Perhaps a comparison of various artists performing Meadowlark or who hits the best High C or Opera Bloopers-its a never ending fugue of visual and sometimes auditory delights.

You could settle down and "ride" every version of Pirates of The Caribbean in the world one after the other and even a couple of bad knock offs.

Used to be that I would keep this a personal indulgence-people just didn't understand that I actually enjoyed following some strange folks wandering around a ditch amusement park but then I found that some of my FRIENDS also had the You Tube itch and that leads to swapping videos.

For quite a few years I used to send of IL DIVO singing When A Child Is Born as a video Christmas Card or something would come up in a conversation, someone had never seen Bette Middler's original concert from Cleveland when Ula Hedwig was still a Harlette...so off would go the link attached to an email .

People come over and we sit around and watch YOU TUBE-"hey did you see the one....?"

I binge watched at least 5 videos of idiots trying to make casts of their penis while holding a camera in one hand---not so much hysterical as JAW DROPPING.

The whole process is not unlike those old shows on TV that showed bloopers...take that premise and ad in post pubescent teenage boys, a baseball bat and an afternoon with nothing to do but film each other getting hit in the crotch with said bat-THAT's entertainment...

There are also countless how-to's from Photoshop to crafts to cooking to survival in an atomic wa- it's all there...

So lets recap: Professional entertainment, documentaries, stories of personal accomplishment, educational and instructional videos and its all free-why have cable-they also have movies you can pay for.



I haven't even started on the UFOs, Flat Earth, Niburu, conspiracies-its mind boggling-if they ever add a hard core X Rated channel it will be the Heroin of our times-people will be immobilized by You Tube-there will be an actual name for the syndrome and probably a 12 step program to support addicts.

ADAM THE WOO? I'm amazed you haven't asked sooner-he is a 40 something southern preacher's kid who vlogs (that's video blogging) his various escapades=he started out exploring places he probably shouldn't have been, urban decay, backstage at Disney and often with a coked up looking band groupie at his side-Adam himself is a tattooed ex band member from GUTTERMOUTH-don't believe me WIKI it...as he "natured" he added in moments with his Mom, Dad (the minister who also was a trucker and Vlogged himself, NOT like Thor-don't even go there) and his sis who lives in Indiana (and her dogs).



He lived in California not far from me for awhile (so does Justin-they ALL know each other) there are videos with Adam, Justin, Tim (and his wife Jen Tracker) the Fresh Baked Gang and more all at Disneyland California together...those get big numbers of views....

You know they get paid, by YouTube for views...they also get swag for how many subscribers they have-when you get near a million apparently You Tube sends you an actual counter that keeps track of how many viewers you have-like one of those things they have on TV that tells you when they've hit the goal on a Telethon?

Anyway-Adam got older and calmed down a little and did a period where he rolled around the country vlogging tourist stuff and points of interest in his RV named LARGE MARGE-occasionally he would arranged to meet the Trackers or Justin or The Carpetbagger or other You Tube Celebs in some strange state---he loves the area around Dollywood so he's met up with Jacob the Carpetbagger there several times.

Its REAL reality TV-then they started adding better cameras and drone shots-it has almost become too good.

Along the way one gets to watch personal joys and tragedies and it becomes a lot like having friends-you just don't exactly KNOW them but you know them better than some of you family? Does that make sense.

If living vicariously is your thing you can go to COMIC CON in San Diego for no charge you can visit Disney Paris and stay in a luxury suite, no charge...Shanghai? No problem

I think you can see how it becomes addictive...

We don't send links for web sites anymore we send links for YOU TUBE:

Justin Scarred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkB5a365x9g

The Tim Tracker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62w52Vt9eLg

and

ADAM the Woo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5xp-Z3z4Cc

and just in the spirit of You Tube here's a mystery link-have fun!!!!!

Mystery Link

Sunday, September 3, 2017

hAUNTED`

I am long many years a haunted soul...

Why this is I suppose has to do with my beliefs and connections with things paranormal or maybe just allowing freely that such things exist and coexisting with them.

When my Mother died I thought I was free...I was wrong...she did not rest and she did not think I should either.

Every night the battles continue in dreams and she is every bit as rigid and selfish as she ever was.

During her final years in one moment of some emotion that I have yet to define she apologized to me for "making me her whipping post".

I accepted her apology knowing full well it was conceived from some misplaced need to unburden her soul before she died and not for any true remorse on her part.

Whatever demons tortured that soul had warped it into something scarred and twisted, greedy and manipulative.

She had, earlier in her life, been quite frank in how afraid she was of her Mother and you can read earlier in this blog the stories of Grandma Leota and her curses.

My Mother was every bit as skilled in weaving a spell, she was a champion at making people think she was saintly and generous and she punished them when they didn't pay their tributes or walked away-even when those things she felt she was owed were only things that existed in her mind.

What she could conjure, the false debts both real and moral she created were intricately formed from bits and pieces of words and smoke.

She thought if she did things that people didn't want nor need but that she perceived had value that they would be returned to her in kind as some sort of material wealth.

In this process she drove away close friends and people who had actually cared for her but also people who cared too much for her children or who might get in the way of their loyalty.

Over the years so many times I watched the process or was the designated bearer of bad news and suffered the repercussions of her misplaced wrath.

She managed to find a way to manipulate me so that I would be the one who would take direct care of her on a daily basis-I lived next door.

When I suggested that she might be happier close to my sister and the grandchildren her response was "what and be a baby sitter for the rest of my life?".

It wasn't me she wanted it was the fallout from my life-I had more interesting friends, did more of the things she enjoyed and she could guilt or intimidate me into most whatever she wanted-opera tickets, expensive dinners, shopping trips...witty evenings where she was the only woman and the center of attention.

On the other hand by keeping my poor sister at arms length and using the same manipulative spirit on her she had a way to keep the two of us ot odds so she could move like the wind between us-use one against the other and neither would know that the other was in the same level of Mother hell as the other-we couldn't team up on her or against her and in her last years when Donna had her in her charge and I was the visitor Mother was furious and miserable because she knew that we were finally comparing notes and finding some portion of the truth.

I loved my house and gardens in Burbank but I couldn't stay there-too many ghosts walked there.

I thought as so many do that ghosts can't cros water and I put a lot of watery paths between me and Burbank and Mother to no avail.

She was firmly ensconced in my head and so began the endless nights of fighting out old and new issues, over and over;and sad because it could never be resolved.

I literally woke up one night and in my desperation shouted to the dark-"NO...this must stop, it isn't fair, you can't do this to me any more".

To be fair it has gotten a bit less ferocious-the fight goes on, the arguments-she once told me if it weren't for HER I would be living in a box on the streets.

Intellectually I knew this wasn't true-she had no friends except my friends, I was the one paying for the opera tickets and the expensive dinners and all the other nonsense it took to appease Mother all the while not knowing the my SISTER was fulfilling another set of needs on her side.

I found out after Mother's death that Donna was keeping her in groceries once a week but at the same time she was making me take her to the market or wherever she could conjur she needed to go to buy more.

When the shelves of her house were cleaned there was far too much stuff that was far out of date and needed to be tossed---waste borne of waste...

She lived alone in a 1500 square foot house that she kept in disarray so that it was hard for anyone to use her spare bedroom.

I found out that at one point my sister had been almost on the street with her three children-when I had asked my Mother what my sister was doing she told me she was living in a fancy townhouse in Northridge-she never asked my sister if she needed to come and stay in Burbank for awhile...

So here I am in the years where I should have happy memories and be fondly looking back only finding happy things to remember where my Mother wasn't...

Its hard to be angry at someone who is no longer there to be angry at but I can't seem to make the dreams stop...

But I do take some consolation that there are other men like myself that had complicated Mothers and relationships that were too close who suffer through their own kinds of hauntings.

People think their is consolation in knowing one is not alone in their trials-it isn't so much consolation as a fraternity of resignation-we who are so besieged recognize the toll it takes and we can be at least kind to each other and lend an understanding ear where others think we are mad or eccentric or ungrateful...we know better.

This is the path we must walk and we who walk this path walk alone...the scary part is will it ever end and will there ever be peace?

I think...NO



Friday, September 1, 2017

THIS is Halloween?

OK, it's early...but the din has already started.

Disneyworld decided to start it's "MICKEY'S Not So scary Halloween" party, In August.

They frequently sell out (at as much as @100.00usd per person-it's a reduced attendance event with special offerings-special show, parade and fireworks....and merchandise!!!

This year they have 2 special pin sets-you may know that pin trading at Disney Parks is a big deal (every where but China)-so they have 2 sets of pins each a part of a collection.

Apparently there are 12 pins in the set-I am guessing they are the ones that are traded by cast members-Disney Villans with candy bags;

This first set is 109.00usd for 5 pins-thats almost 22.00 per pin-the set is a limited edition-it contains one of the hard to find "completer pins.


In this case "Jafar" the one in the middle.

The 2nd set contains SIX pins including BOTH completer pins-It's only 270.00---ONLY??? 300 sets available (those will sell quickly).
That is 40 dollars PER PIN.



The other 6 you pick up on Ebay if you can't collect them in the park.

I used to collect Disney pins when I was a cast member-the most I ever paid for a pin was 20,00usd (on Ebay-free shipping) it was a pretty rare ticket book pin that actually opened,

$40.00 per pin?

And the christians are protesting how early Disney is starting the Halloween celebration.

This is because it's all a part of a global conspiracy by the Illuminati to open a Demonic PORTAL over the united states that will allow demonic forces in to destroy La Trump.

(where do I donate?)

I know about this conspiracy because I heard about it on a podcast via internet radio-one of those SAVE AMERICA NOW patriotic shows that is actually extreme right wing ALTChristians waving the flag to cover up their actual agenda (which is bringing about Armageddon so they can be save in the non-existent RAPTURE).

I firmly believe George Bush was a part of this movement.

The top Halloween costume this year will be (did you guess?) Donald Trump with either Melania (boring) or Kathy Griffen (the comic).

OR this one...


I have to mention at this juncture that well know craft super store HOBBY LOBBY has Halloween stuff (proudly owned by born again Christians).

Its is mostly run of the mill, cats, bats and pumpkins-nothing too controversial AND when I dropped into one earlier this week-CHRISTMAS was featured right up front...in August...when it's 100F plus in California...ooooh sleighbells...

BUT fellow sinners-LOOK what I found at WALMART:

The all time collectible of the year devil horns, pentagram upside down cross Holy Schnikies-its the proof of the Illuminati scheme-and its an iron on...

Just imagine showing up on a Sunday in church in a new Donna Karan jacket with this on the chest.

Hey-I don't think I would have the guts and nerve for that one but it could be amusing...

While I have a somewhat abstract view of good and evil (actually more LIGHT and Dark) this kind of symbolic stuff, to me. has no power.

But it is the kind of thing that the intellectual left loves to throw in the faces of the true believers.

Robert Maplethorpe (the late) an art photographer put a crucifix in a mason jar full of yellow liquid and called it "PISS JESUS"-that was one of the images that got his NEFA sponsored show closed and created an international furor.

Do I think it's art? NO....Do I think it should have been a part of any artists portfolio? NO...Do I think he had the right to do it? "as long as this is the USA-ABSOLUTELY!!!

Does Walmart have the right to sell a sacrilegious iron on symbol? YES again-but I hope you are online ordering some because when the SAVE AMERICA people find out-it will be pulled with an apology I'm sure.

Disney? Who cares? It's another overpriced event designed to pull people into the parks and it works-the should do it year round as long as there are fools who will pay that kind of money.

40 bucks a pin------right.....

When I was a lad HALLOWEEN was still fun, no poisoned food, razorblades in apples or needles in Milky Way Bars...no demonic forces waiting at the gate to gain entry over Orlando....fun.

It started about a week before the 31st and ended promptly at midnight on the 31st-on to Thanksgiving.

No sexy nurses or over exposed devil girls or guys as sexy pirates-it was ALL about candy and what you could get away with.

Local chic young crowd bar is having an all you can drink zombies party on the night of...125.00usd per person including a UBER ride home---halloween 2017.

It's about MONEY not fun.

This is how CREEPMAS started.

The Halloween Stuff was out and they couldnt wait to start the Christmass stuff so as the shelves cleared they filled in with snowmen and angels and it ended up all mixed up with Black Cats and Santa and Witches and snowflakes.

So some bright person invented a holiday called CREEPMAS-there is even a website.

Again-I wish the extremists would get it-they stir the pot and throw in their FEAR PORN propaganda about the END TIMEs and it just makes the other side antagonize them even more.

We've become a polarized society-you are either FOR or against-WHATEVER...

No 50 shades of grey here-black and white (nothing to do with race).

FOR or AGAINST

With me...or my enemy



And THAT my dears is Halloween 2017...




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